faeriviera:

caiju:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

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*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

(Source: ryanxross, via buttock-of-the-night)

My list is going better than expected. My ecig is almost charged, laundry is in piles, and I’ve been playing guitar for the last hour.

Of course, I haven’t actually started laundry yet. And I haven’t been playing my own music. I’m figuring out how I want to cover giants by bear hands.

It’s a step!

sweetpotatofries:

gays—-anatomy:

"Are we datin’? Are we fuckin’?

Are we best friends? Are we something, in between that?

I wish we never fucked and I mean that.

But not really, you say the nastiest shit in bed and it’s fuckin’ awesome.”

(via tatenation)

Let me taste how wet you are

(via lezzkiss)

(via faqoloqy)

so-treu:

earthshaker1217:

countess-nara:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

THIS ^^^^^^^^

^^^^^ The fact that people actually spend money on these studies to research shit that irrelevant irritates me. Do you know how much money goes into committing research?

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” - John Berger

so-treu:

earthshaker1217:

countess-nara:

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

THIS ^^^^^^^^

^^^^^
The fact that people actually spend money on these studies to research shit that irrelevant irritates me. Do you know how much money goes into committing research?

“You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting “Vanity,” thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure.” - John Berger

(Source: lady-dixon, via mckeegles)

thingsfandomshavetaughtme:

why do people make shit arguments against queer representation by saying things like “the percentage of lgbt people in the population isn’t that high” well neither is the percentage of vampires but we see plenty of them in our media dont we

I’d like to point out that this is relevent to all representations of people in media. Except white folks. I think they’re covered.

(via mckeegles)

15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

(via whatweneedisahero)

sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

(via skizzisaboss10)

I’m just doing my job.

Said by every cop, boss, lawyer, politician, and judge to avoid culpability for  their own immoral actions. (via anarchymeansiloveyou)

(via punkukulele)

My pain was never beautiful or poetic. It was answering the phone mid breakdown and laughing like I was fine.

Goals for today:

1. Try to eat like a normal person so I don’t starve to death
2. Charge my ecig so i’ll smoke less tobacco
3. Do laundry so I don’t walk into work looking like a scrub
4. Continue to work on the song I’m writing
5. Smoke weed

If I finish everything on my list, I’m gunna keep making lists. But only if I’m more productive than normal. Which isn’t hard. Cause other than working, i do literally nothing most days.

madeofpuredestruction:

Harry Potter + Pokémon

madeofpuredestruction:

Harry Potter + Pokémon

(via madeofpuredestruction)

Apparently, one of the people I dislike most in this world is pursuing the same girl that I am. I’m starting to think my life is a broken record. You can change the location and the people, but it’s the same old story.

It’s cool, though. I’m the one who gets good bye kisses~

stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

(Source: stability, via dswizzlebitch)

Girls that don’t smoke is such a turn on to me. I don’t get it.